Like the guy in Simon & Garfunkle’s “Cecilia”, my confidence was shaken. Twice in one day. Just before my first-ever ride on the highway.
Our plan was to ride a loop from Calgary to Bragg Creek in the foothills of the Rockies for breakfast, ride through Kananaskis Country up Highwood Pass (Canada’s highest paved highway), do a short hike, and continue through the pass to the Trans Canada Highway back into Calgary. Total KM: 349. A big day for the first ride.
Despite living in the urban core of a self-proclaimed “world class city”, our backlane is a dirt road. It is graded a few times per year which means they scrape away at it so it is level and without potholes. This leaves a large incline to our garage – or decline, as it were. Jordan backed up his R1200GS pas probleme. Like a good ducky following its mother, I followed him. I didn’t slide down backwards as he did, in neutral with the engine running, though. No, I tippy-toed backwards, pausing at the wrong spot, where the decline made it impossible for me to touch the ground. I dropped my bike. No worries – it was a short fall and I let it go. No injuries to me or the bike (just my ego).
Down the back-country lane we went - arrived at the (paved) street where I encountered another steep decline and a blind corner. Pause to look, can’t reach the ground. I dropped my bike. This time I tried to fight it and (mildly) sprained my ankle. Oh, and I lost the end of my brake lever. Good thing I have small hands.

Only slight damage to the brake lever
I didn’t want the ride to be over before it started. So, we continued on. First – out of the city to Bragg Creek for breakfast. I wasn’t hungry, though – still concerned about my abilities. Then from Bragg Creek to Longview, traveling south fighting some cross winds. I thought they were absolutely crazy, but a quick check at weather.ca and they were only about 32km/hr. !RUTA CUARENTA! is all I could think about (Route 40 in the Andes – whose winds have blown motos, and their riders, off the road!)
The next 50kms were gorgeous. No traffic, no wind, and just 90km / hour. Nice and easy up through the mountains to the pass. I totally got into it … not only did I respond to the numerous riders on the road, I began to initiate the point-my-finger-at-the-ground-wave, which, I think means ‘hey’. I felt like I was in a club. After a brief hike (didn’t realize the ankle was sprained yet) up a mountain cirque of skree, skree, and more skree we were back in the saddle.

Ahhh… Ruta Cuarenta. Yes! More winds – this time, travelling north, with a bit of traffic and winding roads through the mountains. Experienced riders would be jealous, true. But on a first ride? At 100km/hr? No one got a wave from me.
Out of the pass and onto the highway home. 5 pm on a Sunday from the mountains to Calgary = 2 lanes of conjested traffic at 120-130km/hr. Oh, and somehow, the cross winds continued… despite now traveling east. How is that even possible? It was hairy in places, but the worst was the incessant wind in my helmet (I think one of my earplugs fell out). So… loud head, surrounded by impatient drivers wanting to start the BBQ at home, and fighting cross winds for the next 50 km. Short, but intense. It felt like hours.
The ride into the city was awesome. I was still afraid of full-stops, should I stall (recall my aforementioned confidence issue), but there were none to be had. A gentle ride in, cruising through green lights up the dreaded incline from the paved road to our country-lane-in-the-city of a back lane. I had Jordan ride the bike up into the garage.
So, though my start to the day was dodgy, I’m glad I kept going. I truely was worried about my abilities at that point: did I make the right decision buying a bike? Why didn’t I get that euphoric feeling riders always talk about – ‘riding with the elements’ and all that? Will I ever feel as comfortable as other women look on their bike?
But, I did ride a 350km first ride in traffic, wind and mountains at speeds twice of what I’ve ever attempted. So, though I may not have all the skills or the comfort yet, I have chutzpa. That’s got to be worth something.

. So, we’ve been discussing a year-long ride from Alaska to Antarctica. A motorcycle mishap and job relocation in 2007 forced us to hang tight for a while longer. If I can get a lot of practice over the rest of this summer and next – we should be good to leave in June or July.